#cause i didn’t

[growingautocorrect]

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT TRYING TO CLEAN URINE WITH STRIGHT BLEACH MADE TOXIC GAS

OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO GAS MYSELF, MYSELF

[mclalegria]

Did y'all get the rewards after downloading the app?

Edit. Got ‘em

[deliciouskeys]

I’ve already made a Homelander as Regina George post but I’m hoping, if nothing else, season 4 gives me footage to make a part 2 set to the darker reprise song:

[devotedtosadpoetry]

honeyyyyy i’m home from war

hi kids sorry i haven’t posted besides reblogging juicy content i was off bullfighting demons and as i awaken and rise from my coffin i have one thing to say:

i hope you all cringe from the next chapter of down with the stockholm cause it gets DISGUSTINGGG

hehe~

[xxsharp-teethxx]

I really hate that tumblr forces you to immediately follow three people when you make an account now

Like tumblr, dude, this is my secret vore blog. I don’t think anyone wants it in the notifs of a normal blog!

[thinkingabout-girls]

well I have your tumblr so that’s pretty bad /j/j/j

did you know that people ship the dogs from paw patrol

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Spy for the United States Government 👍🏼

Ah shit oh fuck oh no get me away from these crazy ass politicians

I’ve decided I’m turning this into a tag game and you can’t stop me

@sushis-mylifeee @ivys-garden @thekingofworems @the-stars-are-ineffable @bippityboppityouch @kingofdandelions @aeolianmusic @sushi1056 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @aaronofithaca05 @theghostnamedspecter @rubbercrowy @imobsessedwiththeatre @donutsalami @azoperoa @theoneandonlywinnie @rosegoldenatlas @the-decapod @decapodsrandomfandom @chaoticrei @jarondont @cherrytea556 @harley-the-pancake @thatstevenuniversegay @forest-city @chaotic-agender @alphabetical-az @fallenrain40 @shamelesswolfstarshipper @magicalmyths @a-fucking-tornado @poppitron360 @janru-writer @neilarissa @theconfusedbookshrimp @shellywith2ls @agayidiotsblog @yourlocalbadgerscales + anyone who wants to join in!

[mioakem]

the imagery in this part of the ep was actually insane like this is genuinely beautiful

[chloesimaginationthings]

Springtrap wants to know all of Poppy playtime’s tricks

[foldingfittedsheets]

At the store I was covering today a dad walked in with his kid. They were on the teen side of childhood but age was indeterminate to me. He said, “So they need a new bed.” Later he added, “Their current bed is pretty squishy.”

I glanced at the child and said, “Would I be correct in intuiting your pronouns are they/them?”

Both dad and child lit up and he thanked me for noticing.

“It’s no big deal. My wife uses they/them. It confuses people because they hear wife and assume she/her but they’re a they/them. It just sounds so much better than spouse or partner to say my wife.”

The kid was ecstatic and exclaimed, “Yeah cause that’s your wife!”

It was fully heart meltingly adorable.

[wykonii]

They’re having a nerd-off

[lazylittledragon]

i need guenhwyvar to be Cat so bad

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

“If you want more representation” okay but what if they did a better job than all the other actors???

Like, with PJO Rick didn’t go “only black people can audition for Annabeth!! Grover has to be Indian! Zeus has to be black!”

No, the actors auditioned, did a good job, and got the gig.

Like instead of crying cause all these white actors didn’t get it, ask yourself if they even deserved the position.

Everything isn’t some “woke” propaganda or “more representation.” They just deserved the job.

[mike-wachowski]

reblog and tag ur answer so I can see please :)

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I see your “Bill and Ford go to therapy together” and I raise you “Ford being the therapist”

[aclowndoll]

Imagine female Yuu having to cross dress to avoid unnecessary trouble at NRC and Idia finds out through Ortho. Because I can see Ortho finding out if Yuu ever got a minor injury and he was around to play nurse, knowing him he’d do a quick full body scan and find a very high amount of estrogen in her system.

And he blabs to Idia because he’s a snitch who doesn’t keep anything from his brother; if you tell a secret to him, you’re basically telling it to them.

Once Idia finds out, his mind INSTANTLY goes to those otome games and fanfics and gacha life videos about a girl in all boys school. He always thought those were just fun fantasies, but upon seeing that exact scenario happening in real life he becomes curious.

Prior to this, Idia probably wouldn’t think much about Yuu. To him, she was just the odd magicless guy his brother would occasionally run into; the most interesting thing about her was her cat, in his eyes. But now that he knows about her secret, he becomes heavily invested in her school life, he wants to see how this is going to turn out.

He doesn’t exactly stalk Yuu, it’s not like he’s putting cameras in Ramshackle or listening devices in her bag, it’s more like he just pays extra close attention to her when he has the chance, such as during joint classes and lunch. And since Ortho and her are on amicable terms, he encourages Ortho to spill any gossip he learns when around her.

To Idia’s surprise and delight, things end up matching up almost perfectly with what he’s come to expect from these kinds of plots. The ones close to Yuu, who seem to be privy to her secret from what he’s gathered, are all either falling in love or have already been in love. They’re extra protective of her, they’re affectionate and soft with her, and they get jealous when she gives too much of her attention to any one of them.

Idia knows about the overblot incidents, so of course he’d see the pattern in who starts getting closer. Every time someone overblots, Yuu will be there to help and both the overblotter and some other select people in their dorm will begin to fall. It’s a classic pattern.

At this point, Idia would simply see himself as an observer peeking in on this story and, therefore, he can’t be affected by Yuu. He’s not a love target in her story, he’s a side character.

It doesn’t matter that he’s occasionally run in with Yuu and each time he has she’s been a true friend to an introvert like him by making his anxious ass feel comfortable. It doesn’t matter because he’s aware of what’s happening and thus he can’t be affected.

But then he also overblots, and just like before she was there to help pick up the pieces. After that they ended up talking and Idia gets to know more about Yuu, more than he could learn by just observing.

Before long, he’s actually looking forward to seeing her again, to nerding out about his favorite anime’s with her in person because she’s always such a good listener. He’s looking at his manga and game collections and thinking about what she would like.

Idia doesn’t even realize his hearts been skipping beats when she’s around until one day when he’s in class and she walks in. Like a dog hearing their owner walk through the front door, his gaze shoots up and instantly that class gets fifty times more bearable with her around.

…And then he looks around and every other “main character” has had the same reaction.

Which means that he’s also a captured love target, just like them…

Oh how the turn tables for a dating sim loving nerd like himself